/u/CoryEagles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I miss the good old days, back when my life was simpler...

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I fired a warning shot to scare off my attacker.

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If the wolves caught me, they would rip me apart, but I wasn't worried.

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Last week I met the woman of my dreams!

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Last night I slept like a baby...

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I finally met the woman of my dreams!

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"Unhand her!" I yelled to the villain holding my wife on the ledge.

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Ever since he was six, my son always said he wanted to be Batman.

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I promised her we would be together for the rest of our lives.

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On a scale of one to ten, how odd is it that I have ten scales?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I miss the good old days, back when my life was simpler...	39
I fired a warning shot to scare off my attacker.	30
If the wolves caught me, they would rip me apart, but I wasn't worried.	22
Last week I met the woman of my dreams!	21
Last night I slept like a baby...	18
I finally met the woman of my dreams!	18
"Unhand her!" I yelled to the villain holding my wife on the ledge.	17
Ever since he was six, my son always said he wanted to be Batman.	13
I promised her we would be together for the rest of our lives.	11
On a scale of one to ten, how odd is it that I have ten scales?	11