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As I walked in, I sneezed, then heard my girlfriend say "Bless you".

55 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The abominations everlastingly whispered their eldritch imprecations, but I was safe from their excruciation, for I put a revolver to my temple and pulled the trigger.

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Here I am, lying on the bed while cup of cocoa with marshmallows stands nearby, after taking a relaxing bath, being ready to watch the movie.

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I laid the last card down and exclaimed "Uno!"

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I held up my year old daughter by her chin to my face and said "Who's the cutest daughter in the whole wide world? Yes, you are!"

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Today I had an encounter with a client who made a very unique custom order, although I didn't understand for what purpose.

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I saw the shadowy figures come closer and closer to me, trying to fill my veins with poison.

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I knew something was up when Buddy started barking at my girlfriend.

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She couldn't wait to tell him the good news.

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I think I've heard footsteps outside my door, though I'm living alone...

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I walked in, I sneezed, then heard my girlfriend say "Bless you".	55	TwoSentenceHorror
The abominations everlastingly whispered their eldritch imprecations, but I was safe from their excruciation, for I put a revolver to my temple and pulled the trigger.	41	TwoSentenceSadness
Here I am, lying on the bed while cup of cocoa with marshmallows stands nearby, after taking a relaxing bath, being ready to watch the movie.	33	TwoSentenceHorror
I laid the last card down and exclaimed "Uno!"	30	TwoSentenceHorror
I held up my year old daughter by her chin to my face and said "Who's the cutest daughter in the whole wide world? Yes, you are!"	29	TwoSentenceSadness
Today I had an encounter with a client who made a very unique custom order, although I didn't understand for what purpose.	25	TwoSentenceSadness
I saw the shadowy figures come closer and closer to me, trying to fill my veins with poison.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
I knew something was up when Buddy started barking at my girlfriend.	20	TwoSentenceSadness
She couldn't wait to tell him the good news.	19	TwoSentenceSadness
I think I've heard footsteps outside my door, though I'm living alone...	15	TwoSentenceHorror