/u/DHF_Dissociations's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
"It's getting too dark to go on these 8pm nature walks now that it's October," Lyla complained as she pulled on Dan's arm to guide him back towards town.
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"It's a steep price, but you ๐ป๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฑ what we're giving you, and you can ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฑ what we're asking."
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โYouโll always have to break a few eggs when it comes to venture capitalism,โ my investor remarked before hanging up the phone.
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"Go ahead and try enabling our security lockout by entering a random code," the major instructed the captain.
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