| I looked directly into the endless, cold empty void. | 12 | | | | |
| The philosophers stone does not exist. | 11 | | | | |
| You know what's ironic? | 11 | | | | |
| In capitalist America you don't find product. | 11 | | | | |
| After the end of days the angels got together to begin the cycle of life and death anew. | 11 | | | | |
| There was a rebellion in heaven and all the angels were kicked down to hell. | 9 | | | | |
| Its been three years since my left foot has been feeling like it is being stabbed by someone. | 8 | | | | |
| I could not bear the haunting screams of my family in my head any longer. | 7 | | | | |
| I miss the days of eternal torment, screaming demons, and raining acid death... | 7 | | | | |
| I hate vegetables. | 7 | | | | |
