WritingPrompts

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[WP] You wake up on Christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. Someone's stealing your presents: it's Jesus. "It's my birthday, not yours!" he hisses before fleeing with your gifts.	8837
[WP] “For the last time, they’re not ghost broccoli, they’re cauliflower.” “I know what I saw.”	75
[WP] You see a McDonald’s ad that’s just “WE HAVE IT” in cryptic black letters. You go to a McD’s drive-thru and ask for “it.” After 10 seconds of silence, the speaker responds in your voice: “do you think you’re ready?”	55
[WP] Santa Claus has the means to produce any weapon, a slave army, and the FTL speed to visit every house, military installation, and world leader in a single night. He could conquer the world by sunrise, but he doesn’t, and YOU are the reason why.	27
[WP] You realize you’ve misheard your daughter all these years. It’s actually a mobster living under her bed.	14
[WP] It's Christmas night, and someone has tracked Santa back to his lair: it's Jesus. "Time to put the 'Christ' back in 'Christmas,'" he whispers to himself as he sets out, cross in hand, to exorcise the red-clad demon.	5
[WP] A supervillain finally captures his superhero nemesis, only to discover they had more in common than either had thought.	5
[WP] You are the first deep-space explorer from earth sent to a habitable planet which takes you hundreds of years to reach. You get there, warp travel has been invented, and the planet is already settled by humans.	4
[WP] There's a new headmaster at Hogwarts, and his name is Ron Swanson. The budget is quickly gutted with a machete.	3
[WP] You've died, and now you're driving down the highway to Hell, but someone's been tailing your car since you died. You pull over at the Hellscape Diner to confront this person.	3

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