/u/DanHarkinz's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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He put the milk in the bowl.

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"This plane is going to crash killing us all!" Exclaimed the passenger barely catching his breath.

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I finally made it to heaven but it's odd that I have to take Flintstone vitamins.

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He grabbed the stick of butter and plunged it deep into the jar of mayyonaise.

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I was told that if I wear this hat itwill make the next woman I speak with fall immediately in love with me so I decided to head outside to use it on my neighbors wife.

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As the noodles began boarding the park I grabbed my childs arm and began running looking for shelter.

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My office kept recieving a fax that read "Get me out of here. ".

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We started making out and it was a typical make out session.

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After 3 hours of waiting in line I managed to get the new PS2 in March of 2000.

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I loved when my husband ran his fingers through my hair.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He put the milk in the bowl.	3
"This plane is going to crash killing us all!" Exclaimed the passenger barely catching his breath.	2
I finally made it to heaven but it's odd that I have to take Flintstone vitamins.	2
He grabbed the stick of butter and plunged it deep into the jar of mayyonaise.	2
I was told that if I wear this hat itwill make the next woman I speak with fall immediately in love with me so I decided to head outside to use it on my neighbors wife.	1
As the noodles began boarding the park I grabbed my childs arm and began running looking for shelter.	1
My office kept recieving a fax that read "Get me out of here. ".	1
We started making out and it was a typical make out session.	1
After 3 hours of waiting in line I managed to get the new PS2 in March of 2000.	1
I loved when my husband ran his fingers through my hair.	1