/u/DankDarkDirk's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I spent hours nursing my aching tooth when relief came; it popped right out!

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At any given time, 90% of the human population are indoors.

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"What's more important, survival or humanity?"

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He thinks that he can break up with me, just like that?

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My old roommate's favorite expression resonated differently when he was outted as a cannibal.

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The patient took a look at the irradiated and lifeless ruins and asked "It's been 3 years since I fell into the coma, so where are we, Chernobyl?"

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It's alive.

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It was already too late; I felt his eyes on the back of my neck.

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"Once it gets moving, hold on tight to the handle bars and look straight ahead, okay baby?"

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A sherpa led a group of four up the mountain, noting a red flag as their checkpoint.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I spent hours nursing my aching tooth when relief came; it popped right out!	20
At any given time, 90% of the human population are indoors.	20
"What's more important, survival or humanity?"	18
He thinks that he can break up with me, just like that?	18
My old roommate's favorite expression resonated differently when he was outted as a cannibal.	16
The patient took a look at the irradiated and lifeless ruins and asked "It's been 3 years since I fell into the coma, so where are we, Chernobyl?"	16
It's alive.	16
It was already too late; I felt his eyes on the back of my neck.	15
"Once it gets moving, hold on tight to the handle bars and look straight ahead, okay baby?"	14
A sherpa led a group of four up the mountain, noting a red flag as their checkpoint.	13