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I spent hours nursing my aching tooth when relief came; it popped right out!

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At any given time, 90% of the human population are indoors.

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He thinks that he can break up with me, just like that?

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"What's more important, survival or humanity?"

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It's alive.

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The patient took a look at the irradiated and lifeless ruins and asked "It's been 3 years since I fell into the coma, so where are we, Chernobyl?"

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My old roommate's favorite expression resonated differently when he was outted as a cannibal.

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It was already too late; I felt his eyes on the back of my neck.

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"Once it gets moving, hold on tight to the handle bars and look straight ahead, okay baby?"

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A sherpa led a group of four up the mountain, noting a red flag as their checkpoint.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I spent hours nursing my aching tooth when relief came; it popped right out!	20	TwoSentenceHorror
At any given time, 90% of the human population are indoors.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
He thinks that he can break up with me, just like that?	18	TwoSentenceHorror
"What's more important, survival or humanity?"	18	TwoSentenceHorror
It's alive.	16	TwoSentenceHorror
The patient took a look at the irradiated and lifeless ruins and asked "It's been 3 years since I fell into the coma, so where are we, Chernobyl?"	16	TwoSentenceHorror
My old roommate's favorite expression resonated differently when he was outted as a cannibal.	16	TwoSentenceHorror
It was already too late; I felt his eyes on the back of my neck.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
"Once it gets moving, hold on tight to the handle bars and look straight ahead, okay baby?"	14	TwoSentenceHorror
A sherpa led a group of four up the mountain, noting a red flag as their checkpoint.	13	TwoSentenceHorror