/u/Dark_mystogan's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
My girlfriend had been acting in my adult movie for the past seven months, today it's finally finished.
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My son walked in and told me that grape flavored kool-aid didn't taste that good and that he prefers the orange flavor.
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I have six metal bolt locks on my basement door, my husband thinks it's excessive but I feel comfortable with that amount.
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As I drove my car off the bridge and sank in the river, I thought about my wife and kids in my last few moments.
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You told me at your husband's empty casket funeral that your favorite thing about him was his murky brown eyes.
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