/u/DarknTerrible's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You’ve been bitten by a vampire, a werewolf, a nymph, and a fairie. Your roommate, unsurprisingly, is curious as to which drugs your are on, and where he can get some.
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[WP] The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger… well, the gunslinger actually just shot him, because it is really hard to outrun bullets.
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[WP] “Welcome to Throgimir’s Garden Shears! Gardening equipment for large, callused and potentially scarred/burned/stabbed hands! Better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war!”
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[WP] The Angel on your left shoulder and the Demon on your right shoulder have gone from bitterly opposed, to mildly friendly, to decidedly more than friendly. As they’re also your oldest friends, you’re working on a spell to extend your life in order to help with their relationship.
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[WP] All kinds of monsters and dark wizards seem to love slumbering in order to prey on a unsuspecting future. Guess no one ever told them that magic and technology and research don’t just stand still while they sleep.
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[WP] A common smith might forge you a knife, a sword, or a gun, but none of those will suffice to defeat your foe. You need willpower made solid, killing intent drawn into being. You need an idea made real. You need… A concept artist.
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[WP] After a few too many “forgotten” evil artifacts, angry ghosts, ancient monsters, and nascent (sometimes prepubescent) dark lords, the Wizarding Academy has hired.... A health and safety officer.
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[WP] “Careful mate. The Powers that be get right nervous when someone starts talking about killing a god.”
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[WP] Due to a clerical error, instead of a therapist for those traumatized by combat, a combat therapist showed up.
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