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Don't know why he didn't kill me yet, but once he's done covering my hands with eggs and flour I'll escape

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It was really handy to be stuck in the middle of an apocalypse with someone as talented as Tom Cruise

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After our old car finally broke down completely we made a family decision to buy a fully electric one to save the environment!

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We were so happy to leave Earth on our new state of the art colonization vessel on a centuries long journey to Andromeda

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It was a good day for the stock market, according to numerous AI programs that replaced human traders decades ago

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I went to the cheapest plastic surgeon I could find

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Ties and scarfs were always a part of my signature look

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The pain in my arm was so agonizing that I ran into my tool shed and hacked it off with a saw

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I heard the intruder open a sliding door, grabbed my .44 magnum and shot him in the leg, as I'm a merciful man

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In the future, hacking is performed by plugging your brain directly into the terminal, which allows you to perceive it as physical space

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