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I was finally going to learn the answer to the old adage "how many clowns does it take to change a lightbulb."

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I lived alone in that trailer outside of town, for nearly a year before the night he arrived.

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I look at recent photos of old friends from high school, and I can barely recognize them now.

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[JUL21] She found it unsettling that even after a series of unseasonal summer thunderstorms the missing persons posters stapled to telephone poles around town not only remained intact but appeared nearly pristine.

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The milky way aligns perfectly with the temple of Karnak in Egypt.

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Times are tough and my mom has been stressing out about how we will pay for the removal of my little brothers rotten tooth.

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[SEP21] "Welcome students to the first day of third grade, who would like to share one thing they learned over the Summer break?"

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My parents thought it was cute, assuming I was over inflating my sex doll to make her look pregnant.

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It is commonly believed that the reason Oregon has more ghost towns than another state is due to its frontier history, and poor community planning by the pioneers that settled the area during the 19th century.

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I read in a book somewhere "To become a man, you must kill the boy inside."

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was finally going to learn the answer to the old adage "how many clowns does it take to change a lightbulb."	14	TwoSentenceHorror
I lived alone in that trailer outside of town, for nearly a year before the night he arrived.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
I look at recent photos of old friends from high school, and I can barely recognize them now.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
[JUL21] She found it unsettling that even after a series of unseasonal summer thunderstorms the missing persons posters stapled to telephone poles around town not only remained intact but appeared nearly pristine.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
The milky way aligns perfectly with the temple of Karnak in Egypt.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
Times are tough and my mom has been stressing out about how we will pay for the removal of my little brothers rotten tooth.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
[SEP21] "Welcome students to the first day of third grade, who would like to share one thing they learned over the Summer break?"	4	TwoSentenceHorror
My parents thought it was cute, assuming I was over inflating my sex doll to make her look pregnant.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
It is commonly believed that the reason Oregon has more ghost towns than another state is due to its frontier history, and poor community planning by the pioneers that settled the area during the 19th century.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
I read in a book somewhere "To become a man, you must kill the boy inside."	2	TwoSentenceHorror