/u/Deus-system-failed's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

After months of torturous labor our test subject transcended the realm of life and death to tell us the secret of life.

50 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

"Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?"

37 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Hell isn't on fire to punish sinners.

34 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

They say the brain stays alive for seven minutes after death.

32 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I lost my brother today.

30 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

After the war The Invaders decided humans deserved the worst fate in the universe.

26 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

"What am I having for dinner?"

26 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

My Gypsy Grandmother told me I'd die of Hypothermia in my own home.

24 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

The pressure from grinding my teeth was unbearable.

23 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I've found almost thirty nickels today.

21 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After months of torturous labor our test subject transcended the realm of life and death to tell us the secret of life.	50
"Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?"	37
Hell isn't on fire to punish sinners.	34
They say the brain stays alive for seven minutes after death.	32
I lost my brother today.	30
After the war The Invaders decided humans deserved the worst fate in the universe.	26
"What am I having for dinner?"	26
My Gypsy Grandmother told me I'd die of Hypothermia in my own home.	24
The pressure from grinding my teeth was unbearable.	23
I've found almost thirty nickels today.	21