/u/DidntWantSleepAnyway's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I found out today that my mom cheated on my dad, and I'm the result.

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Those without sin go to heaven.

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I’m sorry, I’m just too tired, and I can’t bring myself to move anymore.

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There's a rule at my college that if a student in the class dies, everyone gets an A.

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I hate it when men hit on me at work.

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That bastard scared my little sister out of her skin.

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Nobody will ever remember you.

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I complimented her on her adorable pumpkin decorations. She responded, “Oh, those aren’t actually pumpkins...

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A monster leapt onto my car while I was driving and gave me a twisted grimace.

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"Ugh, I want this thing out of me!" you cry, throwing the ultrasounds to the floor.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I found out today that my mom cheated on my dad, and I'm the result.	47
Those without sin go to heaven.	41
I’m sorry, I’m just too tired, and I can’t bring myself to move anymore.	38
There's a rule at my college that if a student in the class dies, everyone gets an A.	37
I hate it when men hit on me at work.	37
That bastard scared my little sister out of her skin.	34
Nobody will ever remember you.	28
I complimented her on her adorable pumpkin decorations. She responded, “Oh, those aren’t actually pumpkins...	24
A monster leapt onto my car while I was driving and gave me a twisted grimace.	23
"Ugh, I want this thing out of me!" you cry, throwing the ultrasounds to the floor.	18