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I stormed into the warehouse company CEO's mansion, intent on strangling him for working me to death.

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For some reason, the number of vampires surrounding my house at night is rising, but it doesn't bother me, since they can't come in without an invitation.

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It's been five years since the zombies first came, and now, people are living in dystopian, fascist states.

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A little known fact about Christmas is that the elves recruit a new human every Boxing Day, to be Santa, the following year.

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When people talk about the flat earth theory, they never mention WHY the government, and NASA would be falsifying the proof of a round planet.

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We found the fountain of youth!

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There's nothing wrong with taking away a commodity people haven't paid for.

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The parents returned to the store, for the fifth day in a row, to return another baby's stairgate.

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A bright-eyed, genius young engineer met with the leading phone company's CEOs, to pitch them a revolutionary new smart phone, that could fully upgrade itself, meaning it would never have to be replaced.

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The scariest thing about the invaders wasn't that they could mimic human appearances.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I stormed into the warehouse company CEO's mansion, intent on strangling him for working me to death.	43	TwoSentenceHorror
For some reason, the number of vampires surrounding my house at night is rising, but it doesn't bother me, since they can't come in without an invitation.	39	TwoSentenceHorror
It's been five years since the zombies first came, and now, people are living in dystopian, fascist states.	39	TwoSentenceHorror
A little known fact about Christmas is that the elves recruit a new human every Boxing Day, to be Santa, the following year.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
When people talk about the flat earth theory, they never mention WHY the government, and NASA would be falsifying the proof of a round planet.	34	TwoSentenceHorror
We found the fountain of youth!	34	TwoSentenceHorror
There's nothing wrong with taking away a commodity people haven't paid for.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
The parents returned to the store, for the fifth day in a row, to return another baby's stairgate.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
A bright-eyed, genius young engineer met with the leading phone company's CEOs, to pitch them a revolutionary new smart phone, that could fully upgrade itself, meaning it would never have to be replaced.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
The scariest thing about the invaders wasn't that they could mimic human appearances.	18	TwoSentenceHorror