/u/DougJCooper's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I’m a swimming pool maintenance man and when I finish a job, I leave shiny coins near the bottom drain.

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“I am programmed to obey you,” said the AI.

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Leaning out the window, I release a penny and count until it hits the ground.

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“How do you like your surprise?” I ask her, removing her blindfold with a flourish.

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“Your mom says you’ve been a bad boy,” said the aged clergyman.

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“Looking good,” I say to the mirror as I lather shaving cream on my face.

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“Have some treats,” said the scientist, motioning to lab dishes filled with snacks.

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The rabid dog nips at my feet as I climb a fence in my panic to escape.

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“Save me from pain and suffering forever,” I commanded the AI.

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I screamed until my lungs emptied, my body contorting as I gasped for breath.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’m a swimming pool maintenance man and when I finish a job, I leave shiny coins near the bottom drain.	30
“I am programmed to obey you,” said the AI.	25
Leaning out the window, I release a penny and count until it hits the ground.	24
“How do you like your surprise?” I ask her, removing her blindfold with a flourish.	20
“Your mom says you’ve been a bad boy,” said the aged clergyman.	19
“Looking good,” I say to the mirror as I lather shaving cream on my face.	17
“Have some treats,” said the scientist, motioning to lab dishes filled with snacks.	14
The rabid dog nips at my feet as I climb a fence in my panic to escape.	13
“Save me from pain and suffering forever,” I commanded the AI.	13
I screamed until my lungs emptied, my body contorting as I gasped for breath.	13