/u/Dwoodward85's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
People kept asking how I managed to make the Halloween decorations so realistic I’d have told them but...
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It was only after the photos were shown in court that i realised, it wasn’t demons that I had been shooting through the night but...
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People often ask if it's fun being immortal and I always tell them that it is but that's a lie. See once every full moon I have to sacrifice a newborn baby and that's the hardest part because it isn't' always mine.
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After winning the jackpot and becoming a multimillionaire I was taken to a back room and told the rules and honestly they're not that bad although I don't like...
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Under his hill The Easter Bunny cackled and cheered Watching them all chow down on Easter eggs. All the whole wondering...
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