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The one positive about dying is that you only need to experience the torture once.

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The boosters fired with perfect synchronicity and the rendezvous with the command module is progressing as expected.

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I'm worried that my wife is going to kill herself.

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It's been over a week and my wife is still mad at me for accidentally poisoning the children.

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For years it had steadily grown, completely undetected, deep within the cold earth under their very feet.

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I couldn't believe my luck when 5 couples turned up at my house in response to my advert for a night of experimental screwing.

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I wiped a single tear from the girls face before leaving her lying pitifully in her own blood.

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Never expecting to hear anything back, astronomers beamed a message to a star just 20 light years away as a publicity stunt.

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"I can't find the remote and I've looked everywhere", my husband complained as he often did.

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I really regret asking for nothing in exchange for returning the leprechaun's pot of gold.

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