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My neighbour asked me to watch his puppy while he went to get his rabies shot ahead of an upcoming trip.

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I sat silently by my wife's final resting place, the grass glistening with morning dew, as the bells in the church tower at the far end of the cemetery began to chime.

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I had to quickly finish hanging the blinds and hide the tools.

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The full extent of human knowledge about the imminent threat can be summed up as a single sentence.

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She maintained eye contact whilst tracing the inside of my leg with her tongue.

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"Mate, your mum is hot!"

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Hurry up, the parade's about to start.

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When your mother first came here in the early nineties she really didn't care for British food.

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The human brain will sometimes create such powerful false memories that you'll swear that they really happened.

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People often assume I'm sick and twisted when I tell them the funniest thing I've ever seen was a baby being stabbed in the eyes.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My neighbour asked me to watch his puppy while he went to get his rabies shot ahead of an upcoming trip.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
I sat silently by my wife's final resting place, the grass glistening with morning dew, as the bells in the church tower at the far end of the cemetery began to chime.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
I had to quickly finish hanging the blinds and hide the tools.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
The full extent of human knowledge about the imminent threat can be summed up as a single sentence.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
She maintained eye contact whilst tracing the inside of my leg with her tongue.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
"Mate, your mum is hot!"	5	TwoSentenceHorror
Hurry up, the parade's about to start.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
When your mother first came here in the early nineties she really didn't care for British food.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
The human brain will sometimes create such powerful false memories that you'll swear that they really happened.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
People often assume I'm sick and twisted when I tell them the funniest thing I've ever seen was a baby being stabbed in the eyes.	5	TwoSentenceHorror