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The good news is that our sleep analysis had revealed that your snoring is not as bad as your wife led us to believe.

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If the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs were to hit today, how many moths would need to mistake it for the moon and fly directly towards it to cancel out its momentum and save the human race from extinction?

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"Swim parallel to the shore", yelled the life guard.

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I giggled with glee as my new puppy licked playfully at my feet.

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Chirality doesn't matter.

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"It only takes a minute to change your life for the better", she purred whilst waving from her new ferrari.

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I've always liked opening that first little door knowing that there are still 23 to go, with a tasty treat behind every one.

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Open wide for the choo choo train...

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Bless you.

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