/u/EggDunk's posts
[WP] The surgeon comes into the recovery room to tell you that although the surgery was a success, there was no blood to perform a transfusion, and instead they had to use Mountain Dew Code Red. You don't hear this because you've already snowboarded out the window.
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[WP] "We're out of options. I'll have to use the jetpack," says your partner, strapping on the jetpack and ignoring the many non-jetpack options still available.
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[WP] The movie stereotype “woman with a dozen older brothers who can box, fix cars, etc” is set up on a blind date with “man with a dozen older sisters”
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[WP] Air sirens howl as zombies have risen up from the ground all over the world. Except they are slow, weak, stupid, and fragile, and there are enough for everyone to live out their own personal Smackdown.
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Did most traces incest from history just diminish over time? Are there any physical characteristics today that are seen as remnants of incest?
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Why does butter melted on the stove smell good, but butter melted in the microwave make me want to puke?
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