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There are a few reasons my brother didn't stay with the Fire Department.

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He wanted nothing more than to relax, watch the Dodgers, drink a beer and sink into his recliner without his wife's nightly tirade.

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"I've never met a red head I didn't like," the man mused through the cloth he'd wrapped tight around my head like a vice.

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Death came for me long ago.

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"I will take from you your joy- as you did mine, " Seraphine hissed.

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He threw something the size of his fist as hard as he could against the side of the house, looking like some ballplayer pitching balls.

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"Don't flatter yourself, my dear," he mused meddling with his cufflinks meticulously until finally satisfied.

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"Tell me when you start to put me under," I requested to the newest anesthesiologist entering the room.

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"Do svidaniya," Valery muttered, and gave a nod to his Lieutenant to proceed with the second phase.

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"Half the northern harvest is lost to blight, Sir," the soldier reported.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
There are a few reasons my brother didn't stay with the Fire Department.	11
He wanted nothing more than to relax, watch the Dodgers, drink a beer and sink into his recliner without his wife's nightly tirade.	11
"I've never met a red head I didn't like," the man mused through the cloth he'd wrapped tight around my head like a vice.	10
Death came for me long ago.	9
"I will take from you your joy- as you did mine, " Seraphine hissed.	9
He threw something the size of his fist as hard as he could against the side of the house, looking like some ballplayer pitching balls.	8
"Don't flatter yourself, my dear," he mused meddling with his cufflinks meticulously until finally satisfied.	8
"Tell me when you start to put me under," I requested to the newest anesthesiologist entering the room.	8
"Do svidaniya," Valery muttered, and gave a nod to his Lieutenant to proceed with the second phase.	8
"Half the northern harvest is lost to blight, Sir," the soldier reported.	7