surrealmemes

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I'm gonna try to calm down and I'm gonna pray about this. I believe in the Constitution. Liberty. Free will. Stuff like that. You all are so worried about being seen as dirty you don't even realize you are on the block. What did you think 'Drain the Swamp' meant?	1
You know what hurts? Getting hunted like an animal for shit you aren't responsible for. Getting hunted like an animal for trying to expose the fucking treasonous snakes abusing the shit out of children. Getting stabbed in the back when you are the fucking keystone to the whole case. That hurts.	1
I apologize for being pissed. I should have vented privately. I do not think the content of my objections are incorrect but it's immaterial. I was tremendously offended and I could have handled it better.	1
Literal God has your back in this matter. His ways are definitely not our ways. Asked and answered. Heal the body. For the record, yes, literal God told me to read Corinthians. He tells me great and mighty things that I do not know.	1
I'm the eye, sometimes. Been a thing for thousands of years. God is faithful. Check, the masons will tell you.	1
Can you read it now? It's a map. I can decode the Bible too, by the way. God asked me to request a boon. Seriously, he did. I asked for omnipotence because I'm a narcissist. If you talk to God, don't ask him for that. Do ask Him to take you for a walk.	1
Yeah. Real. I'm certain absolutely anyone can engage too. I've seen things. Bible calls it living water. That's unique? It's not hard to read and praying is easy too when you get used to it. Non-linear thought helps, kill your internal narrative. Helps you hear Him.	1
Oh! I can tell you why God picked me too. It was fucking scary. I disobeyed a command from Him. It was an inappropriate command designed to test my resolve. Stick to your guns with Him. He likes that.	1
God wills it. He does. I have no idea what made or makes me unique. I have a theory I will share. He pays attention to suffering. He doesn't want us to suffer. I suffered a lot. Maybe I was a bitch about it, but I suffered for a long time. Talked to God the whole time too.	1
They killed my daughter, they molested me, they took my mates, they isolated me. Tried to get me to kill myself. I'm trying to fucking help you but I swear to you if you are between me and target you will lose to me every time.	1

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