/u/EmmaWatsonButDumber's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I have a friend who kept telling us about this guy who'd been wanting to kill her.

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There's a rumor that our local chef is a cannibal, and that he serves human meat to his clients.

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I really don't believe an individual is responsible for making or breaking a system and, besides, it's not like those incidents are so common, I just need to protect myself.

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I'm a college teacher, and my husband has begun to suspect I'm cheating on him, because of how late I come home from work.

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Every time I hear footsteps in the east hallway, I have a few minutes to get out of my house and return the next day.

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'Please don't kill me, I have a kid!'

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My sister told me that, if I see a trail in the forest, I should never follow it.

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'Yeah, I asked Helen to press the button just once, so that it gives the patient the right amount of electrical shock.'

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Being a musician is both a curse and a blessing.

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Crowded rooms are filled with angry people.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I have a friend who kept telling us about this guy who'd been wanting to kill her.	46
There's a rumor that our local chef is a cannibal, and that he serves human meat to his clients.	44
I really don't believe an individual is responsible for making or breaking a system and, besides, it's not like those incidents are so common, I just need to protect myself.	44
I'm a college teacher, and my husband has begun to suspect I'm cheating on him, because of how late I come home from work.	42
Every time I hear footsteps in the east hallway, I have a few minutes to get out of my house and return the next day.	37
'Please don't kill me, I have a kid!'	30
My sister told me that, if I see a trail in the forest, I should never follow it.	26
'Yeah, I asked Helen to press the button just once, so that it gives the patient the right amount of electrical shock.'	25
Being a musician is both a curse and a blessing.	24
Crowded rooms are filled with angry people.	20