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She decided to break up with me two weeks after I donated my kidney to her.

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The first time her smart refrigerator did the shopping, Samantha excitedly said "I don't know how I could have lived without you before, I love you!"

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I must have the worst luck in the world, I am sure that an psycho-killer follows me everywhere.

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Martha hid behind the couch in terror, knowing that the monstrous creature just needed her to make any noise to find her.

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The date had gone wonderfully and Armand knew he had scored when Annie agreed to come to his apartment.

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"I'm so nearsighted that without glasses I only see you as lumps of meat" Arthur laughed.

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I finally confirmed my husband's infidelity when I saw him enter the house with that girl.

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Olivia thought she could never be more terrified of her twin than when he told her "You and I must have been one, don't worry, I'll make sure to correct that mistake of nature."

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Amanda was furious at once again losing the gardening contest and determined to find out at all costs Mrs. Jenkins' secret.

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The little boy smiled happily with his toy gun in hand, pretending to shoot, until his father suddenly collapsed in front of his eyes with a hole in his forehead.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She decided to break up with me two weeks after I donated my kidney to her.	76
The first time her smart refrigerator did the shopping, Samantha excitedly said "I don't know how I could have lived without you before, I love you!"	70
I must have the worst luck in the world, I am sure that an psycho-killer follows me everywhere.	69
Martha hid behind the couch in terror, knowing that the monstrous creature just needed her to make any noise to find her.	63
The date had gone wonderfully and Armand knew he had scored when Annie agreed to come to his apartment.	61
"I'm so nearsighted that without glasses I only see you as lumps of meat" Arthur laughed.	60
I finally confirmed my husband's infidelity when I saw him enter the house with that girl.	55
Olivia thought she could never be more terrified of her twin than when he told her "You and I must have been one, don't worry, I'll make sure to correct that mistake of nature."	54
Amanda was furious at once again losing the gardening contest and determined to find out at all costs Mrs. Jenkins' secret.	54
The little boy smiled happily with his toy gun in hand, pretending to shoot, until his father suddenly collapsed in front of his eyes with a hole in his forehead.	48