| No notes on this one | 176 | | | | |
| Meanwhile, Kid Rock and Scott Baio saved up to get Trump a McDonald's gift card | 136 | | | | |
| Fraud-ian slip | 101 | | | | |
| Never interrupt your enemy while they're making a mistake | 81 | | | | |
| Wait til you hear about the "feminine grace" requirement | 77 | | | | |
| We won't go back | 67 | | | | |
| Checkmate, weirdo | 67 | | | | |
| Just plane pathetic | 63 | | | | |
| Dumbmocracy | 60 | | | | |
| He's an X con | 56 | | | | |
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