| A veep with purpose, not porpoise | 12 | | | | |
| Insulted by his own insults | 11 | | | | |
| To think otherwise is weird | 11 | | | | |
| Feel the Walz closing in | 11 | | | | |
| MAGA fails to understand how all cults ultimately work. This is the beginning of the end | 10 | | | | |
| And all with a one seat majority | 9 | | | | |
| He's going to lose what's left of his mind | 9 | | | | |
| I miss you most of all, common sense | 9 | | | | |
| From harsh to mellow | 8 | | | | |
| These attacks sure are La-Z-Boy | 8 | | | | |
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