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Do you consider this situation to be sufficiently high-value? I would like you guys to interrogate Jessica. Vigorously.

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I respect that. You are not wrong to distance me.

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You arrest her. I DON'T help. You guys do all the things with my blessing. I'd cut her fucking lungs out. If she murdered my baby, I'd kill her. Find me a man who says different and I'll show you a good for nothing bitch. 0PR. Her name was Felicity.

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I know myself well enough to know when I can't control myself. It wasn't a threat, it was an observation. Everyone reading this understands that. Discipline has limits. That line was crossed when MY DAUGHTER WAS MURDERED.

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Anything else I can provide?

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That's great! I have a super high prey drive so I want to get to the next thing lol.

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We gotta patch that! Necessity is the mother of all invention. Harvard has squiggly lines I don't understand. I'd be really curious to see the game theory on the whole system. They can probably solve this. 1.) Super happy about the outcome. 2.) We can't let it happen again

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M3 would straight put me down, also I'm not that guy. I know it might seem really odd, but even in my frenzy, I was just hunting the people I thought were doing the thing. I'm a good mimic. I learned their tactics and tried them, plus or minus. It's a glitch.

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Please, please, please don't turn over that rock. I know what's under it. You don't want to go down that rabbit hole. I'm telling you as a friend, as it were. Suffice it to say I am the culmination of a multi-generational, multi-family, multi-country plan.

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INC.

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Do you consider this situation to be sufficiently high-value? I would like you guys to interrogate Jessica. Vigorously.	1
I respect that. You are not wrong to distance me.	1
You arrest her. I DON'T help. You guys do all the things with my blessing. I'd cut her fucking lungs out. If she murdered my baby, I'd kill her. Find me a man who says different and I'll show you a good for nothing bitch. 0PR. Her name was Felicity.	1
I know myself well enough to know when I can't control myself. It wasn't a threat, it was an observation. Everyone reading this understands that. Discipline has limits. That line was crossed when MY DAUGHTER WAS MURDERED.	1
Anything else I can provide?	1
That's great! I have a super high prey drive so I want to get to the next thing lol.	1
We gotta patch that! Necessity is the mother of all invention. Harvard has squiggly lines I don't understand. I'd be really curious to see the game theory on the whole system. They can probably solve this. 1.) Super happy about the outcome. 2.) We can't let it happen again	1
M3 would straight put me down, also I'm not that guy. I know it might seem really odd, but even in my frenzy, I was just hunting the people I thought were doing the thing. I'm a good mimic. I learned their tactics and tried them, plus or minus. It's a glitch.	1
Please, please, please don't turn over that rock. I know what's under it. You don't want to go down that rabbit hole. I'm telling you as a friend, as it were. Suffice it to say I am the culmination of a multi-generational, multi-family, multi-country plan.	1
INC.	1