/u/Exxile4000's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I'm sorry, but it appears your health insurance has lapsed."

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I thought it was strange when I saw numerous items I had lost sitting next to the random cellar doors out in the woods.

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I pushed all of my body weight onto the pillow, experiencing surprisingly little resistance from the abusive coward lying next to me.

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"The average person can hold their breath for around a minute and a half."

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From the dark hallway, I caught a glimpse of my reflection from the bathroom mirror.

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"Need help immediately... something below the ship."

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The footsteps in the attic startled me as I browsed Facebook in bed next to my husband.

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I opened the front door and my dog bolted into the house straight for the kids room.

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As I opened my car door, I remembered the message I had received before locking up the store.

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I got out of the shower, but my clothes were not on the shelf where I had left them.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I'm sorry, but it appears your health insurance has lapsed."	15
I thought it was strange when I saw numerous items I had lost sitting next to the random cellar doors out in the woods.	14
I pushed all of my body weight onto the pillow, experiencing surprisingly little resistance from the abusive coward lying next to me.	13
"The average person can hold their breath for around a minute and a half."	12
From the dark hallway, I caught a glimpse of my reflection from the bathroom mirror.	11
"Need help immediately... something below the ship."	9
The footsteps in the attic startled me as I browsed Facebook in bed next to my husband.	7
I opened the front door and my dog bolted into the house straight for the kids room.	7
As I opened my car door, I remembered the message I had received before locking up the store.	4
I got out of the shower, but my clothes were not on the shelf where I had left them.	3