/u/FOWM_Sterling's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“The lady was really nice and got me glasses of water during the night because I was thirsty” said the four year old.

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After seeing the same commercial over and over again I finally had enough and decided to kill the actress so I would never see her again.

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“I’m so sorry” I said to my daughter before hitting her over the head with a branch.

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My daughter only wanted you to like her before she died.

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When the torture was over with and nothing else could be done to me the smiling creature snapped its fingers.

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Analysts concluded the victim died from multiple bite wounds from multiple assailants.

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The kid was cooking in the back seat with all the windows up on the hottest day of the year.

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The murder suicide cult I formed is going better than I ever dared dreamed.

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“What don’t you understand about breaking and entering?

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With failing scuba gear I desperately swam to the underwater exit of the cave.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“The lady was really nice and got me glasses of water during the night because I was thirsty” said the four year old.	101
After seeing the same commercial over and over again I finally had enough and decided to kill the actress so I would never see her again.	96
“I’m so sorry” I said to my daughter before hitting her over the head with a branch.	86
My daughter only wanted you to like her before she died.	73
When the torture was over with and nothing else could be done to me the smiling creature snapped its fingers.	70
Analysts concluded the victim died from multiple bite wounds from multiple assailants.	69
The kid was cooking in the back seat with all the windows up on the hottest day of the year.	66
The murder suicide cult I formed is going better than I ever dared dreamed.	63
“What don’t you understand about breaking and entering?	56
With failing scuba gear I desperately swam to the underwater exit of the cave.	53