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I was filthy rich and could well afford it, so why wouldn’t I have my body cryogenically preserved?

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I was filthy rich and could well afford it, so why wouldn’t I have my body cryogenically preserved?

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I led a life full of violence, drugs, utter lawlessness, and eventually murder.

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When I checked into the motel, I noticed there no towels in the bathroom…

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I awoke in a haze, and a nurse near to my face said, “Mr. Smith, your transformation was successful and your new breasts and vagina are beautiful.”

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I dismember at least one person every week, and it’s usually a woman.

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I was so drunk last night I blew chunks and passed out in my front yard.

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I told my buddy that I had sex with the sexiest woman on the railroad track just outside of town.

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I told my buddy that I had sex with the hottest woman ever on the railroad tracks just outside of town.

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When I finally awoke it was very quiet and dark, and I realized I was floating in warm water… warm salty water gently lapping against my face.

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I was filthy rich and could well afford it, so why wouldn’t I have my body cryogenically preserved?	1
I was filthy rich and could well afford it, so why wouldn’t I have my body cryogenically preserved?	1
I led a life full of violence, drugs, utter lawlessness, and eventually murder.	1
When I checked into the motel, I noticed there no towels in the bathroom…	1
I awoke in a haze, and a nurse near to my face said, “Mr. Smith, your transformation was successful and your new breasts and vagina are beautiful.”	1
I dismember at least one person every week, and it’s usually a woman.	1
I was so drunk last night I blew chunks and passed out in my front yard.	1
I told my buddy that I had sex with the sexiest woman on the railroad track just outside of town.	1
I told my buddy that I had sex with the hottest woman ever on the railroad tracks just outside of town.	1
When I finally awoke it was very quiet and dark, and I realized I was floating in warm water… warm salty water gently lapping against my face.	1