/u/FigureFourWoo's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“All snowmen melt when the sun comes out,” the father told his crying daughter.

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I love it when the pretty flowers bloom and I get to bring them inside.

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“Draw me something that doesn’t exist,” I told the AI.

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"Come on, it's just a cigarette," I told my girlfriend, eager for her to join me in teenage rebellion.

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I asked my husband where he was going to put the Babe Ruth autographed bat his dad got him for Christmas.

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“You were smoking on school grounds, so you’re spending the afternoon in detention!” The principal said.

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My parents always told me not to talk to strangers.

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Tonight is the night I win.

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I finally found the Fountain of Youth.

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My wife screamed when she walked into the kitchen, but all I could say was that I was very, very hungry.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“All snowmen melt when the sun comes out,” the father told his crying daughter.	28
I love it when the pretty flowers bloom and I get to bring them inside.	26
“Draw me something that doesn’t exist,” I told the AI.	24
"Come on, it's just a cigarette," I told my girlfriend, eager for her to join me in teenage rebellion.	15
I asked my husband where he was going to put the Babe Ruth autographed bat his dad got him for Christmas.	13
“You were smoking on school grounds, so you’re spending the afternoon in detention!” The principal said.	13
My parents always told me not to talk to strangers.	11
Tonight is the night I win.	11
I finally found the Fountain of Youth.	8
My wife screamed when she walked into the kitchen, but all I could say was that I was very, very hungry.	6