/u/FirstChAoS's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The creatures crawled out of the crashing ocean waves hungering for human flesh.

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I hate when my girlfriend tries to smother me gently with kisses.

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After being caught in the blast at a nuclear test site the fire consuming the soldier refused to die.

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When Yellow Submarine came on the radio I heard my wife squeal in excitement over the Beatles.

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I don't get the horrified audience, sawing a woman in half is a classic magic trick

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My dog loves gnawing on bones

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I don’t know why people think a vampire’s flesh piercing fangs are scary.

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I always wondered why the ribs were referred to as a cage.

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He said we were going to communicate with our minds but I told him telepathy was impossible.

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I hate when I feel butterflies in my stomach.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The creatures crawled out of the crashing ocean waves hungering for human flesh.	4
I hate when my girlfriend tries to smother me gently with kisses.	4
After being caught in the blast at a nuclear test site the fire consuming the soldier refused to die.	4
When Yellow Submarine came on the radio I heard my wife squeal in excitement over the Beatles.	4
I don't get the horrified audience, sawing a woman in half is a classic magic trick	4
My dog loves gnawing on bones	4
I don’t know why people think a vampire’s flesh piercing fangs are scary.	4
I always wondered why the ribs were referred to as a cage.	4
He said we were going to communicate with our minds but I told him telepathy was impossible.	4
I hate when I feel butterflies in my stomach.	3