/u/FirstChAoS's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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They say if you take all the veins in the human body and lay them end to end they’d stretch around the world two and a half times.

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I desperately try to apply the bandage to the open wound, hoping to stop the blood flow.

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I think it is silly and naive that my boyfriend thinks I have an evil twin.

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I found out the hard way that in the afteife you judge yourself.

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I watched the magician on stage saw the lady in half.

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When I pictured hell I thought of eternally burning in a lake of fire, not a steampunk wonderland.

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The large hairy hand tightly gripped around my neck, then threw my body against the tree like a rag doll.

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I finally learned a dead language.

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When my son was excited to visit our relatives I had to correct him, it’s aunt not ant.

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I invented a device that translates the sounds of animals.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They say if you take all the veins in the human body and lay them end to end they’d stretch around the world two and a half times.	179
I desperately try to apply the bandage to the open wound, hoping to stop the blood flow.	174
I think it is silly and naive that my boyfriend thinks I have an evil twin.	166
I found out the hard way that in the afteife you judge yourself.	165
I watched the magician on stage saw the lady in half.	162
When I pictured hell I thought of eternally burning in a lake of fire, not a steampunk wonderland.	148
The large hairy hand tightly gripped around my neck, then threw my body against the tree like a rag doll.	137
I finally learned a dead language.	109
When my son was excited to visit our relatives I had to correct him, it’s aunt not ant.	107
I invented a device that translates the sounds of animals.	102