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I made a device to read my dogs mind and on the surface his blank stare, exposed tongue, drooling, and obsessive need for human contact perfectly reflected the simple minded stupidity within.

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people like to imagine vampires having fangs that make a pair if neat punctures to get at blood.

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All the scavenger hunts we have lately are starting to worry me.

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Scientists say that after the experiment I'd be able to use 90% of my brain.

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Ever since humans befriended the great behemoth to hunt them down it has been months since any monsters have been seen.

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I have the memory of an elephant.

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The doctor looked at the patient whose body was covered with twitching lumps and knew it was the plague that was going around.

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I went to see the doctor because I felt cold all the time and smelled a rancid odor coming from my body

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Trapped in a landslide I was glad to hear my dog digging me out.

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I never realized that living forever is a bad thing.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I made a device to read my dogs mind and on the surface his blank stare, exposed tongue, drooling, and obsessive need for human contact perfectly reflected the simple minded stupidity within.	61
people like to imagine vampires having fangs that make a pair if neat punctures to get at blood.	59
All the scavenger hunts we have lately are starting to worry me.	57
Scientists say that after the experiment I'd be able to use 90% of my brain.	57
Ever since humans befriended the great behemoth to hunt them down it has been months since any monsters have been seen.	55
I have the memory of an elephant.	55
The doctor looked at the patient whose body was covered with twitching lumps and knew it was the plague that was going around.	52
I went to see the doctor because I felt cold all the time and smelled a rancid odor coming from my body	51
Trapped in a landslide I was glad to hear my dog digging me out.	51
I never realized that living forever is a bad thing.	50