/u/FirstChAoS's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I hoped the radiation would give me superhuman powers but instead I only got cancer.

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My new house has a rather unusual living room

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I had to get baby oil and baby powder today

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I hate how I am always losing my patience.

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I wish I could think outside the box.

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People say having a wild animal as a pet is dangerous, but I have a wolf chained up in my bark yard and nothing he does is going to get him free.

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Mom says I am too old to believe in monster’s living in the closet.

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She felt even more miserable as tears formed in her eyes

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I never realized how awful a heart attack was.

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once again I tested my machine and for the fifth time I managed to teleport the atoms of a human body from point A to point B.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I hoped the radiation would give me superhuman powers but instead I only got cancer.	35
My new house has a rather unusual living room	34
I had to get baby oil and baby powder today	34
I hate how I am always losing my patience.	33
I wish I could think outside the box.	32
People say having a wild animal as a pet is dangerous, but I have a wolf chained up in my bark yard and nothing he does is going to get him free.	32
Mom says I am too old to believe in monster’s living in the closet.	30
She felt even more miserable as tears formed in her eyes	30
I never realized how awful a heart attack was.	29
once again I tested my machine and for the fifth time I managed to teleport the atoms of a human body from point A to point B.	29