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Me and my wife were wanting a baby so we were overjoyed to see a stork approaching with a baby in its mouth.

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I asked my girlfriend to pour some sugar on me and she obliged.

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Their’s more than one way to skin a cat.

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Everyone complains of how horrible it is for men to sexually assault women.

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Eating dead animals is gross and unsanitary.

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Everyone says “don’t shoot the messenger.”

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I saw the curious little critters gawking at me and reaching their paws through the cage bars.

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I decided to take up bodybuilding.

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Ignoring my protests the doctor said I should eat less to lose weight.

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I can kill people with the power of my brain

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Me and my wife were wanting a baby so we were overjoyed to see a stork approaching with a baby in its mouth.	24
I asked my girlfriend to pour some sugar on me and she obliged.	23
Their’s more than one way to skin a cat.	23
Everyone complains of how horrible it is for men to sexually assault women.	22
Eating dead animals is gross and unsanitary.	21
Everyone says “don’t shoot the messenger.”	21
I saw the curious little critters gawking at me and reaching their paws through the cage bars.	21
I decided to take up bodybuilding.	19
Ignoring my protests the doctor said I should eat less to lose weight.	19
I can kill people with the power of my brain	19