/u/FlightyFlare's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I thought that new emo-looking kid was a vampire, so after school I jumped him and staked him through the heart.

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I thought my dog had been licking the inside of my shoes, so I set up a camera to catch that rascal in the act.

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In Canada, there's a popular myth that a train careened off a mountain railway and into the lake below.

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[AUG21] "The brain scan has discovered several violent and murderous thoughts towards others and you will be punished for them by the highest extent of the law."

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Everyone was perplexed at the Why as massive outbreaks of natural disasters and illness swept through the world.

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A week ago, I dreamt I was in the hospital, forcefully strapped to the bed and under constant supervision.

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"Everything's fine, honey, just continue watching Spongebob!"

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Sick as a dog, I lie here in bed, sweating profusely.

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The servant was dragged into the ring and given a paltry wooden sword and shield.

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[NOV21] I told my son to never trespass upon the land where the beast is said to hibernate.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thought that new emo-looking kid was a vampire, so after school I jumped him and staked him through the heart.	238
I thought my dog had been licking the inside of my shoes, so I set up a camera to catch that rascal in the act.	179
In Canada, there's a popular myth that a train careened off a mountain railway and into the lake below.	146
[AUG21] "The brain scan has discovered several violent and murderous thoughts towards others and you will be punished for them by the highest extent of the law."	144
Everyone was perplexed at the Why as massive outbreaks of natural disasters and illness swept through the world.	141
A week ago, I dreamt I was in the hospital, forcefully strapped to the bed and under constant supervision.	80
"Everything's fine, honey, just continue watching Spongebob!"	77
Sick as a dog, I lie here in bed, sweating profusely.	68
The servant was dragged into the ring and given a paltry wooden sword and shield.	67
[NOV21] I told my son to never trespass upon the land where the beast is said to hibernate.	58