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My bully at middle school said, “stick a finger that electrical socket, or I’ll f*ck you up,” and I laughed at his stupidity.
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I double dog dared my little brother to dive into the old, forgotten well on our grandfather's farm.
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"That nuclear waste is to be transferred to an off-site facility," my supervisor said over the phone.
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My kindergarten teacher used to say, "let your unhappy thoughts float away like balloons in the wind."
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“Who even came up with this saying?” the man with the scalpel asked as he made yet another delicate incision on his tied down victim.
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The oddly dressed woman with an absurdly long nose, and a vile complexion, asked me, “what makes you think this is a witch’s costume?”
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