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I knew I was innocent, because I had been home by myself last night, sound asleep. But one thing bothered me:

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“I will allow you one sentence, just one, to convince me not to pull this trigger,” said the man, and I knew that he was a man of his word.

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We stared at the brain scan in disbelief, but there was no denying it.

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The magician pushed the two halves of the box back together and his assistant emerged, once again whole.

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The monster invasion was beginning, just as I knew it would, and as they climbed the stairs to my front porch my trembling finger tightened around the trigger.

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<03:14pm> Ok Lefty we got the ransom, set her on fire.

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I did start to feel somehow, well, weird after the fortune teller at the carnival threatened to cast a curse on me,

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“Honey I’ve warned you not to stare at people in public!” my mom said, somewhat exasperated.

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“I know what you did,” he shouted over the engine noise, just before he pushed me firmly out of the plane.

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“I’m sorry, there is no ‘M’,” he says, as he sprays the paint again.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I knew I was innocent, because I had been home by myself last night, sound asleep. But one thing bothered me:	86
“I will allow you one sentence, just one, to convince me not to pull this trigger,” said the man, and I knew that he was a man of his word.	83
We stared at the brain scan in disbelief, but there was no denying it.	78
The magician pushed the two halves of the box back together and his assistant emerged, once again whole.	74
The monster invasion was beginning, just as I knew it would, and as they climbed the stairs to my front porch my trembling finger tightened around the trigger.	68
<03:14pm> Ok Lefty we got the ransom, set her on fire.	63
I did start to feel somehow, well, weird after the fortune teller at the carnival threatened to cast a curse on me,	61
“Honey I’ve warned you not to stare at people in public!” my mom said, somewhat exasperated.	58
“I know what you did,” he shouted over the engine noise, just before he pushed me firmly out of the plane.	57
“I’m sorry, there is no ‘M’,” he says, as he sprays the paint again.	50