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I loved playing the game, and as I approached the end I could hardly wait to finally find out what happens after you “catch ‘em all”.

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“Don’t worry, the 3,000 volt circuit that’s wired to the chair you’re strapped into won’t activate as long as the seat stays dry.”

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The doctors said the incessant, taunting voices were all in my head, but I knew they were wrong.

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As a security guard at the waterpark I got to see the whole thing, and I almost died laughing.

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What luck: out of all the people in the search party, I was the one who found the child, unconscious at the bottom of the shallow well, but clearly still breathing.

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Working on a demo team, it isn’t unusual to find various items hidden behind the drywall: trinkets, notes, photographs, that sort of thing.

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When he came to the place where the wild things are they roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth and rolled their terrible eyes and showed their terrible claws till Max said “BE STILL!”

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The stupid cliche questions from guys like this got old pretty quick, as if, as twins, we’d never heard them before.

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As I trembled, terrified, thinking about how much was riding on the result, he looked down calmly at the coin that he had just flipped over onto the back of his left hand.

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(a haiku)

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I loved playing the game, and as I approached the end I could hardly wait to finally find out what happens after you “catch ‘em all”.	30	TwoSentenceHorror
“Don’t worry, the 3,000 volt circuit that’s wired to the chair you’re strapped into won’t activate as long as the seat stays dry.”	28	TwoSentenceHorror
The doctors said the incessant, taunting voices were all in my head, but I knew they were wrong.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
As a security guard at the waterpark I got to see the whole thing, and I almost died laughing.	25	TwoSentenceHorror
What luck: out of all the people in the search party, I was the one who found the child, unconscious at the bottom of the shallow well, but clearly still breathing.	24	TwoSentenceHorror
Working on a demo team, it isn’t unusual to find various items hidden behind the drywall: trinkets, notes, photographs, that sort of thing.	24	TwoSentenceHorror
When he came to the place where the wild things are they roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth and rolled their terrible eyes and showed their terrible claws till Max said “BE STILL!”	22	TwoSentenceHorror
The stupid cliche questions from guys like this got old pretty quick, as if, as twins, we’d never heard them before.	21	TwoSentenceHorror
As I trembled, terrified, thinking about how much was riding on the result, he looked down calmly at the coin that he had just flipped over onto the back of his left hand.	21	TwoSentenceHorror
(a haiku)	21	TwoSentenceHorror