/u/GdeGraafd's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"You've been pestering me about getting you a dog for your birthday for two months now, so I hope you like it."

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I laugh when I heard the elastic cord snap; the irony of it was beautiful.

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It's just terrible what happened to those kids.

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Momma always told me not to get into the car with strangers

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"Please, we don't want to die" I heard my friends plea.

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"So I take the pills every day for two weeks, and then? " I asked my doctor.

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I stared intently as I was trying to squeeze out the blackhead on my chin.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"You've been pestering me about getting you a dog for your birthday for two months now, so I hope you like it."	23
I laugh when I heard the elastic cord snap; the irony of it was beautiful.	18
It's just terrible what happened to those kids.	16
Momma always told me not to get into the car with strangers	12
"Please, we don't want to die" I heard my friends plea.	9
"So I take the pills every day for two weeks, and then? " I asked my doctor.	6
I stared intently as I was trying to squeeze out the blackhead on my chin.	1