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My daughter was sick again today, so she stayed home from school.

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He arranged the viscera into an oblong pattern; the bodies of his family and friends shaped into a star.

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Realizing I forgot my cell phone, I pivoted in my driveway too quickly and slipped on the ice, hearing an audible snap as I landed on my back.

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“Hot Local Teens In YOUR Area Wanna Hook Up,” the pop-up ad claimed.

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I knew my ex had moved to Santa Fe, but I couldn’t decipher her exact location.

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My wife got an ultrasound today and found out we’re having a little boy!

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“Look Dada, it’s Toothless!” my son yelled, jumping excitedly.

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I’m really excited that the ice cream man is giving me a ride home!

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With the advent of advanced AI humanoids and their indiscernible likeness to humans, grisly murders of “real” people are on the rise.

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“Now let us close our eyes in a moment of silent prayer,” the priest said, presiding over the vigil for the missing local children.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My daughter was sick again today, so she stayed home from school.	133
He arranged the viscera into an oblong pattern; the bodies of his family and friends shaped into a star.	129
Realizing I forgot my cell phone, I pivoted in my driveway too quickly and slipped on the ice, hearing an audible snap as I landed on my back.	127
“Hot Local Teens In YOUR Area Wanna Hook Up,” the pop-up ad claimed.	117
I knew my ex had moved to Santa Fe, but I couldn’t decipher her exact location.	114
My wife got an ultrasound today and found out we’re having a little boy!	88
“Look Dada, it’s Toothless!” my son yelled, jumping excitedly.	61
I’m really excited that the ice cream man is giving me a ride home!	60
With the advent of advanced AI humanoids and their indiscernible likeness to humans, grisly murders of “real” people are on the rise.	14
“Now let us close our eyes in a moment of silent prayer,” the priest said, presiding over the vigil for the missing local children.	1