/u/GrantGorewood's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was so happy when my mommy told me I would be participating in this year’s town festival main event.

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My wife always insist we feed her Egyptian Mau only the finest food but due to inflation hitting our food budget hard yesterday I bought cheap canned food instead.

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I always wanted to be a pilot but a ground crew chief is alright.

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I slid my kayak into the seemingly placid waters of Boobera Lagoon and began to paddle my way to the far shore.

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My team insisted it was fine to take frequent rests in the mine despite the persistent tapping noise that seemed to follow us.

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When the giant frog first appeared nobody took its presence seriously.

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I hold onto the branches of the cacao tree with all my might as the beasts below dig at its roots.

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In my drunken stupor that evening I saw across the street a mirror image of myself.

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The Outback tour group I was with had decided to set up camp along the Murray River for the night.

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I followed the unearthly beautiful sound of a young woman singing and beheld a gorgeous green haired beauty beckoning to me from the Amazon River.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was so happy when my mommy told me I would be participating in this year’s town festival main event.	308
My wife always insist we feed her Egyptian Mau only the finest food but due to inflation hitting our food budget hard yesterday I bought cheap canned food instead.	307
I always wanted to be a pilot but a ground crew chief is alright.	300
I slid my kayak into the seemingly placid waters of Boobera Lagoon and began to paddle my way to the far shore.	298
My team insisted it was fine to take frequent rests in the mine despite the persistent tapping noise that seemed to follow us.	297
When the giant frog first appeared nobody took its presence seriously.	294
I hold onto the branches of the cacao tree with all my might as the beasts below dig at its roots.	294
In my drunken stupor that evening I saw across the street a mirror image of myself.	281
The Outback tour group I was with had decided to set up camp along the Murray River for the night.	269
I followed the unearthly beautiful sound of a young woman singing and beheld a gorgeous green haired beauty beckoning to me from the Amazon River.	258