/u/GrantGorewood's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
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As I was checking the smokehouse to see if the hangikjöt was ready I felt a sharp stabbing pain in my side.
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The whistling cuckoo on the roof continued its nocturnal cries nonstop until I promised to give it a basket of fish the next day.
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My brother ran off yesterday towards the seashore shouting about how he was going to ask this beautiful woman he saw on the shore to be his bride.
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The crackling fires and screams echoed as the damned and long dead fiends of olden times feasted upon the living.
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Recently a Florida Man claimed he saw a alien meeting in the Everglades where they were finalizing plans to invade earth.
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I always leave stuff out for the lads every year so my family and theirs can have a good Yuletide time.
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My fishing partner mocked the old legends as we hauled in hundreds of pounds of fish via illegal electrofishing.
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My desperate screams turned into puking fits as I searched for my son in the woods near our vacation home outside Lacrosse.
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