/u/GrantGorewood's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My drunken friend laughed as he threw his beer at the ancient aboriginal rock painting by the old watering hole damaging it in the process.

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“I am so happy I get you help you at the textile factory today Mommy.”

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My grandma always told me poetry was important and not a waste of time.

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The angry swarm of bees had chased me for miles when I found the pond and jumped in to escape.

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My sweet and beautiful wife of ten years with her recently grown out nails captivated me as she danced merrily at the yearly village festival.

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I try my best to play dead under the fig tree despite the painful bloody red sucker marks on my skin.

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Looking through my old photos I found one of a shadowy figure peering over my shoulder.

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I had begged my landlord to please fix the fridge but they said 45 degrees was cold enough to keep food preserved.

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A few hours ago my date texted me they had arrived at my house.

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I brought my buddies up to the cave full of treasure a gorgeous blonde woman with a golden glow had shown me the week before.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My drunken friend laughed as he threw his beer at the ancient aboriginal rock painting by the old watering hole damaging it in the process.	580
“I am so happy I get you help you at the textile factory today Mommy.”	574
My grandma always told me poetry was important and not a waste of time.	560
The angry swarm of bees had chased me for miles when I found the pond and jumped in to escape.	553
My sweet and beautiful wife of ten years with her recently grown out nails captivated me as she danced merrily at the yearly village festival.	553
I try my best to play dead under the fig tree despite the painful bloody red sucker marks on my skin.	541
Looking through my old photos I found one of a shadowy figure peering over my shoulder.	525
I had begged my landlord to please fix the fridge but they said 45 degrees was cold enough to keep food preserved.	514
A few hours ago my date texted me they had arrived at my house.	514
I brought my buddies up to the cave full of treasure a gorgeous blonde woman with a golden glow had shown me the week before.	511