/u/GrantGorewood's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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We were warned for years that AI would bring about the end of mankind.

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My nightly walk home from my girlfriend’s house was interrupted by a terrifying flying, fiery, feminine head whom I threw a needle at before fleeing.

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The sound of a distressed wailing newborn woke me from my rest and caused me to venture outside in the darkening evening.

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I always dread cleaning the ball pit at the pizza place I work at.

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I was so excited to finally go fishing with my dad this weekend.

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When I found the excellent condition wood-rattan storage ottoman sofa on the curb outside my apartment complex, I was so excited I forgot to check inside it.

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My boss warned me this was going to be a tough extermination job for one guy to handle.

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We went to check on our childless neighbors when they did not show up to church for an entire week.

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Daddy always told me never to give mommy the pretty cap he kept in the attic.

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My buddies and I had gotten our tickets to the “Super Bowl” off of some shady ticket scalping site.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We were warned for years that AI would bring about the end of mankind.	435
My nightly walk home from my girlfriend’s house was interrupted by a terrifying flying, fiery, feminine head whom I threw a needle at before fleeing.	433
The sound of a distressed wailing newborn woke me from my rest and caused me to venture outside in the darkening evening.	424
I always dread cleaning the ball pit at the pizza place I work at.	415
I was so excited to finally go fishing with my dad this weekend.	401
When I found the excellent condition wood-rattan storage ottoman sofa on the curb outside my apartment complex, I was so excited I forgot to check inside it.	378
My boss warned me this was going to be a tough extermination job for one guy to handle.	371
We went to check on our childless neighbors when they did not show up to church for an entire week.	363
Daddy always told me never to give mommy the pretty cap he kept in the attic.	363
My buddies and I had gotten our tickets to the “Super Bowl” off of some shady ticket scalping site.	362