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Here's the plan; save the world, be the hero, get the girl.

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Having a vasectomy and no kids, I thought I'd found the perfect loophole for the whole "selling your firstborn child for power" thing.

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Ring around the rosey, a pocket full of posies; ashes, ashes, we all fall down.

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I thought myself quite clever when I wished for eternal life.

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I thought myself quite clever when I wished for eternal youth

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Better writers than me have fallen victim to the trope known as "Death of the author"

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"Why, Grandmother,", said Little Red Riding Hood fearfully, "What big teeth you have."

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who slighted a cop on his walk

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The blood-spattered note simply said: "I have never loved anyone like I love you. I just hate myself more."

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I've lost track of how long I've been trapped in this glorified crate unable to move, to see, to hear.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Here's the plan; save the world, be the hero, get the girl.	1
Having a vasectomy and no kids, I thought I'd found the perfect loophole for the whole "selling your firstborn child for power" thing.	1
Ring around the rosey, a pocket full of posies; ashes, ashes, we all fall down.	1
I thought myself quite clever when I wished for eternal life.	1
I thought myself quite clever when I wished for eternal youth	1
Better writers than me have fallen victim to the trope known as "Death of the author"	1
"Why, Grandmother,", said Little Red Riding Hood fearfully, "What big teeth you have."	1
There once was a man from Nantucket, Who slighted a cop on his walk	1
The blood-spattered note simply said: "I have never loved anyone like I love you. I just hate myself more."	1
I've lost track of how long I've been trapped in this glorified crate unable to move, to see, to hear.	1