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My brother and I huddled in the closet and shined the UV light on our arms, hoping not to see our skin glow grey - the telltale sign when the family curse seizes a new victim.

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It was just a nightmare, I realize; of course I didn’t forget my son at the park last night.

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My friend wanted to seek shelter from the storm, but I reassured him - “you’ve already been struck by lightning once, what are the odds of it happening again?”

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When the fortune teller said I would suffer a fire, I asked my friend to help me hook up a bunch of smoke detectors in my house.

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Did you know that 10-30% of people have more than one spleen, and often several extra ones?

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In September, when the post office found the mail they lost months ago, I frantically tore open the bill at the top of the pile; it was for my daughter's continued life support, and noted that due to non-payment, she would be taken off of it.

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[JAN23] The kidnapper made me a deal: “Roll two dice and if the sum is at least six, you go free.”

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[JAN23] My kidnapper flipped a coin to determine if I would live or die; I called tails, and I felt good with the fifty-fifty odds.

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I stalled on investigating the scratching in my walls, afraid it was rats.

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When my supplier gave me the latest small body to experiment with, she said it was a newborn no one would miss; she knows I refuse to use bodies of people who were old enough to miss life.

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My brother and I huddled in the closet and shined the UV light on our arms, hoping not to see our skin glow grey - the telltale sign when the family curse seizes a new victim.	28
It was just a nightmare, I realize; of course I didn’t forget my son at the park last night.	23
My friend wanted to seek shelter from the storm, but I reassured him - “you’ve already been struck by lightning once, what are the odds of it happening again?”	21
When the fortune teller said I would suffer a fire, I asked my friend to help me hook up a bunch of smoke detectors in my house.	20
Did you know that 10-30% of people have more than one spleen, and often several extra ones?	13
In September, when the post office found the mail they lost months ago, I frantically tore open the bill at the top of the pile; it was for my daughter's continued life support, and noted that due to non-payment, she would be taken off of it.	11
[JAN23] The kidnapper made me a deal: “Roll two dice and if the sum is at least six, you go free.”	10
[JAN23] My kidnapper flipped a coin to determine if I would live or die; I called tails, and I felt good with the fifty-fifty odds.	7
I stalled on investigating the scratching in my walls, afraid it was rats.	6
When my supplier gave me the latest small body to experiment with, she said it was a newborn no one would miss; she knows I refuse to use bodies of people who were old enough to miss life.	6