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My brother and I huddled in the closet and shined the UV light on our arms, hoping not to see our skin glow grey - the telltale sign when the family curse seizes a new victim.
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My friend wanted to seek shelter from the storm, but I reassured him - “you’ve already been struck by lightning once, what are the odds of it happening again?”
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When the fortune teller said I would suffer a fire, I asked my friend to help me hook up a bunch of smoke detectors in my house.
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In September, when the post office found the mail they lost months ago, I frantically tore open the bill at the top of the pile; it was for my daughter's continued life support, and noted that due to non-payment, she would be taken off of it.
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